I was going into work today, but decided instead to put a hold on my job and work to solve the Theory of Everything. I heard there was this surfer that was as close as anybody has every been to solving the Theory of Everything, so I thought, “why not me?”. I don’t have the PhD’s like he does though. I also haven’t touched a science book since 12th grade. But I really think this is the right thing to do. I told my job that the major website I was working on for Friday will just have to wait. The Theory of Everything is much more everything. I have suffered too long to not lead in this moment.
We can postpone the project, and reschedule it for next week. I’m sure they’ll understand. And the project that’s due next week…ahh well, we can just cancel it because we were going to put out a piece of shit project anyway.
[update] via indexed…McCain Venn Diagram…
…you forgot “flying a fighter jet”
…and crashing it 5 times.
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if there is one thing, it’s that we need more surfers working on the Theory of Everything… perfect waves forever.
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mccain (just as Elaine once referred to Jerry) “is just a quirk or two away from full-on dementia.”
I’d like to see a list of the average person’s idea of ‘what it takes to be a good presidential hopeful’?
Ya know Bush actually flew some jets too. at least that’s what were told.
Listen beetle, there’s no doubt McCain was a war hero and we’ll be hearing it again and again. I respect him for that horrible past he endured.
But we are speaking of NOW and his actions NOW. He’s all over the place.
And he really just does seem ( “MY FRIENDS”) TOO OLD. He shows it again and again.
And back to the post point. Multitasking does not seem his strong suit.
On a related note:
I’ve never seen a vision of someone more out of the loop than was Bush at his press conference the other night. He terrified me more than usual.
He had his “deer in the headlights” look going as he tried to explain how fucked we are right now, and at the same time how it’s all under control and somebody else fault.
I could’nt help seeing in that glazed look that he may realize finally that he IS responsible for a huge part of all this shit.
Nah, probably just bummed about the new movie “W” and if only Gary Cooper was still around to be cast.
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20080925/NEWS01/80925009/1002/NEWS
Palin is a JOKE. Maybe a prerequisite for the white house these days are to be a complete ignoramus. When Couric is looking MUCH smarter than a lady running for VP somethings VERY wrong.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/25/palin-talks-russia-with-k_n_129318.html
“indexed”..
brilliant site..just bookmarked it.