David Sedaris on undecided voters:
I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
oh YES!!!!!
thank you for that!!!
“Venus In Furs”
side note on Palin fashion;
Why all her creepy looking stepford ‘outfits’ only in red and black “shiny shiny leather” ?
Ominous color choices?
Plus the styles almost have a ‘witchy’ feel as well!
Anyone else notice this from “the evangelical dominatrix”?
if you’re like me, every so often you find yourself wondering “what does Larry David think?”
answer:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-david/waiting-for-nov-4th_b_137029.html
I’m always wondering what larry david thinks…..