Last Gasp..Dick Cheney Gets Out of His Chair..and Comes Up with a Plan
by Dr. Robert on 21. Jan, 2009 in general
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Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate
A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. “He’s a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we’ve learned a few tricks over the years,” chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. “If we break a rabbit’s legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn’t work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills.”
bb…
“once he sees the crate..he gets pretty nippy..”.
point well taken.
this could explain the “secure..and ..undisclosed..” location of Mr. V.P. over these last few years..
probably for the best..
like to see him and a few others in a different kind of crate though..
lets start with the defendants box at the Hauge.