If only it were this simple.

14 Responses to “History of Religion in 90 seconds”

  1. Warm Jet Says:

    the blue swarm.
    while on religion;
    We have to make the masses aware of the Morman beliefs and origins cuz they’re just too creepy and being taken too seriously.
    Romney must be outed.
    Can you do a summary of this? Like South Park did so well.
    s

  2. RICARDO Says:

    Hey Jacob, I was checking Bonzer World boards to get an idea of what boards were available, designs, etc…and came to look at this. Also knew that you are the art minds here. Thats great! Also wanted to check out this blog and came to this “History of religion…”…could not open anything..or thats the point..?…too long…of course…
    My best book(s) guy on religion these past months which has “reopened” and re-free my spirit (as I always has beleive very closely to what this guy tells it) that I read was this: “REVELATIONS” by OSHO..
    Maybe you already know about this guy…I am no fanatic of anything…but his books, talks really on print, are the best way I find truth or “religion” put in words in a very nice sinthesis…

    So, back to boards or surftrip. Try to let me know ASAP your dates especially for Galapagos as high season there is very complicated later.

    Cheers bro, enjoy!

    galapagosurf.net (love your art guys!)

  3. beetlejuice Says:

    WJ -I know plenty of Mormons and they’re all really nice people. I’m not Mormon, but hey,cut him some tolerance.You’re an open minded guy. Ps Do you still have that 7′0 Egg? (For Sale?)

  4. ian Says:

    yeah, if had to pick, I’d rather have Romney over Rudy or Thompson. At least we know with Romney that he’s willing do whatever he thinks will get him elected. Enough pressure will get him to fold. And at the very least, if he tried to be all conservative on us, I think he would be very ineffective. The one other reason to support Romney is because if gets the Republican nomination, any Democrat will win the general election running away.

    Rudy would be a tough fight, and he’ll also be much worse than Bush when it comes to foreign policy and national security and civil rights. It actually might be time to leave if this asshole comes into office.

  5. jacob Says:

    the south park summary can’t be topped… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3BMrRA7Kic

    the larger message from the episode was that their beliefs didn’t really matter, what did was the mormon family’s kindness and generosity.

    i agree that Romney would be easiest to take down, but i doubt he’ll be the nominee. i got my money on Huckabee, and by money i mean $0. but i still think he might shake ‘em up a bit.

    FUCK RUDY

    shouldn’t that be a bumper sticker by now?

  6. beetlejuice Says:

    Ian and Jacob,Who DO you like for prez? (and why?(just curious). Is it still Kucinich?

  7. Warm Jet Says:

    and who does mr. “everything’s o.k. in the U.S.A. today (Beetle) want for his right wing darling??????
    VERY CURIOUS?????
    side note; ya sure did give that Bonzer a chance, eh???
    wat up wit that???
    with waves coming too????
    sad.
    sold yet?
    s

  8. jacob Says:

    yes, my Kucinich for President sticker from 2004 has been resurrected. in an ideal world i’d like to see a guy like him elected. that is, someone who actually MEANS what he SAYS, exudes a perceivable intelligence, and has conviction for instilling real accountability and fairness in this globalized world.

    everything from the war (in Iraq and on the middle class) to governmental corruption to the environment, the dude’s been on top of.

    but beyond all that actually, i just like how well he can play the straight man… >>Colbert Report< <

  9. Helmethead Says:

    For President I’m in favor of Obama, but not if is running mate is one of those right wing religious dudes like Osama.

  10. beetlejuice Says:

    wj-probably Romney because he is pragmatic and a family man. As far as the Russ Short board I ordered. it was ,I think my lack of communicating more directly with the shaper what I wanted,not that the board is defective.It just has some qualities that ,by my own fault, I don’t like. I rode the board about fifteen times in numerous conditions, and felt I gave it a good chance to see what it could do. I originally ordered it as a five fin and the glass shop called me and said Marlin said it would work better as a three fin, it would be hard to do it as a five,so I went with their advice. Sometimes customs are hard unless you’ve been with a shaper for a time. i will get another though,probably off the rack,which I have better luck with. Everthing’ cool,no sour grapes here!

  11. Warm Jet Says:

    MARLIN????????
    WHO’S THAT?
    I’d say next time ya have any bonzer Questions you go to the source.
    I understand what happen.
    5’s and 3’shave different concave locations for the runners.
    As far as Romney?
    Family man?
    Big family, Big Love!
    Do some research on Mormans and you’ll be shocked!
    Ron Paul may be short and have a winey voice but he’s the only man dealing in reality over there.
    Talk about Flip Flop?
    Romney’s yer boy?
    Ask him where the Native Ameican Indians came from?
    Creepy religion.
    Joeseph Smith and his freaken hat?
    He was a bad con man.
    look it up.
    And next time talk to MC about a board, I’ll help no problem.(only if you vote for Ron or Dennis.
    I would think that you would like Huckabee?
    s

  12. beetlejuice Says:

    ok already,I’ll vote for dennis! but with Romney I’d look forward to having several wives,and that would be nice. Mormonism doesn’t scare me at all, they are nice people,the ones I know. Huckabee deserves a good look too! Who knows right now. I’ll talk to you re another stick and the continuuing bonzer experiment uh,experience.

  13. retro Says:

    Go Colbert! As wacky and wierd as he is, I’d vote for him.

  14. Melina Says:

    very interesting. i’m adding in RSS Reader

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